They called me while I was at my local geek shop. My computer was literally in a dozen pieces laid out across the shop table. This guy named 'Kevin' (with a heavy accent) said,' This is Microsoft Tech Support. I am calling in regards to an error message broadcast from your home computer'. I already knew right away what this phone call was, and was even better because a call from a guy from India by the name of Kevin. So I started messing with 'Kev' right away. First telling him what he wanted to hear, that I DID type everything he told me to (not really) and repeatedly asking him is he got it yet, over and over again. I started to get bored so I changed it up, so then I started asking him inappropriate questions. I started with,' Have you ever tried putting curry on pancakes'? If he was married? If so what is his husband's name? And can he put his husband on the phone so I could talk to him also. That last one got him pretty rattled. So I kept up with the relationship angle. Next I asked him ,' Are you naked right now' yes or no? Then asked ,'If he would mind if I got naked while talking to him. The whole while he's trying to stick to his script and talk through this phone call. 'Kevin' finally hung up when I was making spanking noises in the background, while TELLING HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO MAKE ANIMAL NOISES!!!!!! I just figured that if this dude is going to try and steal something from me. Then I'm going to have fun with it , either with his cooperation or at his expense.